Canadian Airlift
Footage excised from the March of the Penguins, courtesy The Frenchman.
These men are wearing signs advertising “romantic getaways” to Quebec.
In Boston.
In January.

As Seen on Drudge: A NM T-shirt shop sells a “Going Canadian” kit including a shirt, backpack patch, and pin to help Americans pose as citizens of the Arctic paradise while abroad.
According to the article, the State Department has encouraged Americans going abroad not to wear anything that might identify them as such.
May I suggest this go-incognito kit? I doubt that many foreigners will catch on, but it will be instantly recognizable to any American abroad. Identify yourself to your countrymen! Of course, they’ll think you’re a nutcase, but you can’t have everything.