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Mon, 29 Jan 2007

More meat for the meme morgue

From the “The 100% of the Usage Panel recommends that this phrase be taken out and shot” department:

“mommy wars”

When Drudge picks up an AP story about the thirty-something full-time mother of four who lobs a fragmentation grenade from the cockpit of her kid-filled Lincoln Navigator through the open top of her high-powered-childfree-consultant (and Yale classmate)’s BMW M3 while they sit stranded in traffic on I-80, then, and only then, will I feel comfortable with the phrase.

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Tue, 23 Jan 2007

Kafka on the Charles, Chinese child theft, and the usual sex scandals

Two stories hit the wires recently: a tiff between Princeton University and the townies (dog bites man; sky blue) and a child custody dispute in Tennessee. Both emerge from a little-discussed and highly sordid corner of college life: University justice.

First, from the Princetonian, there’s a fight between Princeton University and the local prosecutor over a case of assault involving some undergraduates. What appears to be at issue is the University’s judicial process, which the locals think is interfering with their investigation.

For reasons that also remain unclear, Mercer County assistant prosecutor William Burns threatened the University with legal action when it began its internal disciplinary hearing. “If you continue to demand [that the victim] supply documents pertaining to any criminal charges, you may be charged with … Obstructing the Administration of Law [and] Hindering Prosecution,” Burns was quoted as writing to the University on Jan. 8, according to a reply letter by University General Counsel Peter McDonough.

Given that the University judicial process (oops, two judicial processes — the Honor Committee, which handles in-class cheating, and the Committee on Discipline, which handles everything else) has never been a shining example of transparency, I tend to side with its critics, whatever their reasons. Unfortunately, the article doesn’t tell us prosecutor’s beef is.

The alleged assault victim’s lawyer has a more pointed critique:

The recent conflicts between the University and law enforcement authorities show that current practice of dual, independent frameworks is unacceptable, Murphy said. Calling the University disciplinary process an attempt to “resemble a fully-functional mini-criminal trial,” Murphy said that the University’s efforts usurped the power of local authorities.

My feelings exactly — you’ll see why in a moment.

A bigger-deal case just made the national headlines: a Chinese couple won custody of their daughter after the Tennessee Supreme Court overturned the decision of a Memphis judge who had awarded custody to a foster family.

According to the article, the parents, Shaoqiang He, and his wife, Qin Luo He, fell upon hard times and sent their month-old daughter to live with another family [editor’s note: WTF?!] temporarily. When they wanted her back, the other family refused to give her up.

The case spurred the usual complaints about anti-Chinese prejudice in the judicial system; how it was stacked against foreigners with poor English; the usual. (Interestingly, half of the Google hits during my searches on the subject were from English-language versions of Chinese newspapers.) But that’s not the interesting part. The interesting part is how the He family’s financial difficulties came about. According to the AP story:

Anna Mae was born in 1999 shortly after her father, a student at the University of Memphis, was accused of a sexual assault. He was ultimately acquitted, but the charge cost him a scholarship and the student stipend that was his family’s primary source of income.

A 24 January 2002 article from Life magazine provides a bit more detail.

Anna Mae was born on Jan. 28, 1999, into poverty and turmoil. Her father, “Jack” Shaoqiang He, 37 – known around this friendly Southern town as “Mister He” – was a visiting college professor from China who came to the USA on a student visa and was pursuing a doctorate in economics at the University of Memphis.

Here he married “Casey” Qin Luo, 34, a Chinese woman he met through a friend back home. She spoke no English, but she shared his strong faith and love for America, Mister He says. They planned to build a good life together.

But in 1998, when Casey was pregnant with Anna Mae, her husband was charged with assaulting a fellow student. He and the student, a Chinese woman named Xiaojun Qi (pronounced Key), went to a computer lab alone; a week later Qi went to school officials, displayed bruises and said Mister He caused them during a sexual assault.

Mister He vehemently denies the allegation. He says he left the lab feeling uncomfortable after the woman asked him for a $500 loan. But the university dismissed him, his income from the university vanished and his student visa hung on his collegiate appeal.

On Thanksgiving in 1998, the Hes left their one-bedroom apartment and went to the grocery store. They were attacked by several men, and Casey was knocked down. That night she began suffering vaginal bleeding. Her condition worsened until doctors finally, in January, delivered Anna Mae by C-section, one month premature.

With a $12,000 hospital bill, a criminal assault charge and a continuing legal fight to try to get reinstated at the university, the Hes sought help in caring for their baby. Friends at their church suggested a local adoption agency.

Mid-South Christian Services agreed to place the baby in a foster home for three months. They placed her with Jerry and Louise Baker.

One minor point: according to Factiva, the marriage between Shaoqiang He, 37 and Qin Luo, 33, is listed in the marriages section of the January 9, 2002 Memphis Commercial Appeal – meaning that the parents would not have been married at the time of the birth of the child in four years before, in 1998. Either the Appeal article is mis-dated (it wouldn’t be the first time), or the Life author has his timeline wrong (“husband” should have been “future husband.”)

Soon after the Baker family foster placement, the legal wrangling over the child began. But the interesting part is how they got there: the University judicial process that prompted the He family to place their kid in foster care in the first place. It reminded me of a case on the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education’s website:

A Harvard graduate student has been barred from continuing his studies because a fellow student accused him of sexual assault in January of 2002. The student was acquitted on all six counts of rape and assault by Middlesex Superior Court last August and his accuser was shown to be fabricating parts of her story at the trial. Despite this, Harvard has not readmitted him and has not dropped its own charges against him.

(FIRE, it should be noted, is a pressure group — if you hadn’t guessed when you saw that they refer to Harvard as “Kafka on the Charles.” Not that I disagree with much of what that they do.)

The Boston Globe and the Harvard Crimson also covered the case. As a biographical tidbit, the non-assault didn’t happen in Child Hall, which is right near where I used to live. It’s the Gropius-designed wall on the left side of this photo. Apologies on the lack of a better picture.

I don’t know what has happened to the student in question, Georgi Zedginidze. The latest word that I saw was a Crimson columnist blasting the University’s policy of wrist-slapping convicted rapists while simultaneously jack-booting the acquitted. The author laments the “Coalition against Sexual Violence’s” successful demands to eliminate the right of confrontation from the University judicial process.

Erin O’Connor, who writes about academic excess, had similar complaints about the He case back in 2004:

Had officials at the University of Memphis accorded Shaoqiang He due process, had they held firmly to the tenet that in this country a person is always innocent until proven guilty, he would not have been expelled on the basis of an accusation. He would not have been deprived of his education, he would not have had his career prospects ruined, and he would not have lost his daughter.

[…]

The Hes plan to return to China after the dispute about their daughter is settled.

If they do plan to return, now that they have four children, I wonder how they’ll skirt the one-child policy? I understand that a lot of Chinese who intended to go back elect to stay in the U.S. when they realize that their kids will get the worst of it when they return.

On that note, despite O’Connor’s closing line, Larry Parrish, the lawyer for the foster family, accused the Hes of engineering the dispute as a means of staying in America. An article in the University of Memphis’s student newspaper quotes Parrish:

“Jack He is extremely intelligent and very fluent and is a con-artist. He is the best I’ve ever seen,” Parrish said. “He plays on the sympathies of other people. He creates situations that are not real.”

Parrish contended the Hes were using the situation as a way to stay in America. If not for the custody battle the Hes would have been deported, Parrish said.

Parrish also said, “he is the most dishonest witness I have ever seen. That’s why the courts have found him completely without credibility.”

I assume this is the usual character assassination one would expect from an thorough attorney. Does it lend any credence to the original charges against He? It’s doubtful: He was cleared by a court of law.

And that’s where the stories converge: in each of these cases, a University judicial system ignored the verdict of a court of law and soldiered on, either finding the student guilty or thrusting him into academic limbo. In the Harvard case, Zedginidze had taken a leave during the trial, and was all but told not to petition for re-admission, as Harvard might (if he reapplied) actually find him guilty of rape and expel him.

According to the Globe, if Zedginidze managed to persuade the university to schedule a hearing, he’d have no right to confront his accuser, no right of cross-examination, and no right to an attorney – in other words, standard practice for the Star Chamber a University tribunal. The Honor Committee at Princeton has much the same rules. I’m not sure about the Committee on Discipline, but I’d be shocked if it were much better.

As for the He case, the articles that I’ve read do not give the specifics of the University’s sanctions. Was He actually expelled? Was he “persuaded” to take a leave of absence, as was Zedginidze? Or did the U. of Memphis just cancel his fellowship? As doctoral students are generally paid by the University to go to school, the latter would be a crippling loss. In most fields, if you are paying for a doctorate, you’re probably being ripped off. There is a quid pro quo, of course: the students provide fairly cheap labor, which is why schools (particularly schools of the humanities) admit so many of them. But I digress – you can read more about that here.

In any event, one can only be happy that the He family has been reunited. One wonders how we ended up with a system were unaccountable-bureaucrat courts can ruin students’ careers (and, indirectly, break up families) on the basis of allegations that real courts have found to be baseless.

On the other hand, would Shaoqiang He have fared better, had he not been in tried by the University of Memphis’s tribunal, but in his native China?

The awful part is that I’m not sure.

Seen and not heard

ORLANDO, Fla. - AirTran Airways on Tuesday defended its decision to remove a Massachusetts couple from a flight after their crying 3-year-old daughter refused to take her seat before takeoff.

[…]

“The flight was already delayed 15 minutes and in fairness to the other 112 passengers on the plane, the crew made an operational decision to remove the family,” AirTran spokeswoman Judy Graham-Weaver said.

[…]

The Orlando-based carrier reimbursed the family $595.80, the cost of the three tickets, and the Kuleszas flew home the next day.

They also were offered three roundtrip tickets anywhere the airline flies, Graham-Weaver said.

The father said his family would never fly AirTran again.

I, on the other hand, plan to fly with them whenever possible. This is a victory for air travelers everywhere.

I’m all in favor of children, certainly—America has anough child-free nitwits, although certainly not as many as Europe.* And children can certainly be loud—that’s why I wear earplugs. But if your kid is going to waste a collective 28 man-hours* of innocent bystanders’ time, then slip her a damn mickey before the flight. Or drive.

[*] On that note, don’t miss this Mark Steyn column.

[**] (In fairness, the article doesn’t say if the 15-minute delay was the kid’s fault or if the plane was already late before they boarded.)

AirTran, incidentally, is the successor to ValuJet, which suffered the infamous ValuJet Flight 592 crash in the Florida Everglades. I’m not complaining: they fly the BOS-CAK route, cheap.

Mon, 22 Jan 2007

Dead horses that should be retired. With prejudice.

“Battle of the sexes”

(This one’s so bad that it pains me to write it.)

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Tue, 16 Jan 2007

Bleg! Bleg! Bleg!

My brother Davide’s soap opera “The Gates” made the semifinal round of the SoapU contest. If you can spare a second, I’d love it if you could help him out by voting for his episode. (Voting takes about three seconds – you don’t actually have to watch the episode if you’re in a hurry.)

To vote, just go to SoapU.com and click the preview pic next to “The Gates; Columbia University; Davide Barillari”. The show should start playing. You can click one of the rating buttons below the video to vote for the episode. (I recommend a “10”, but of course, I’m biased.)

I had some trouble with Firefox, but your mileage may vary – I have some exotic extensions installed. Internet Explorer worked perfectly, though.

If you had a chance to vote, thanks!

Wed, 10 Jan 2007

That’s not something you see every day

BE Professor Threatens Hunger Strike to Protest Tenure Denial

By Joyce Kwan STAFF REPORTER

An African-American associate professor has threatened to go on hunger strike unless the provost resigns and his tenure is granted, protesting what he claims were racist motives behind the denial of his tenure. The Department of Biological Engineering decided not to advance BE Associate Professor James L. Sherley.s case for tenure on Dec. 13, 2004. Since then, Sherley has asked senior administrators to overturn his department’s decision.

[…]

In a December letter sent out to MIT faculty calling for support, Sherley said, “I will either see the Provost resign and my hard-earned tenure granted at MIT, or I will die defiantly right outside his office. This is the strength of my conviction that racism in American [sic] must end. What better place to kill a small part of it than at a great institution like MIT.

There’s no doubt that the tenure process needs reform. That the current system makes it very difficult to have women to have both children and a high-powered academic career is beyond dispute. The left decries the lack of minority professors at top schools and cries racism. The right regularly blasts “tenured radicals” and demands limited-term contracts for faculty. (A small number of (usually obscure) schools have even tried this.) I have my doubts that Prof. Sherley’s tactic will work, but I’m also surprised that more of the media haven’t picked up on this.

Incidentally, if you read magazines like First Things or The Weekly Standard and see references to an MIT professor who bashes embryonic-stem cell research and flogs adult stem cells, it’s often Prof. Sherley. See, for instance, this and this, both by my former college classmate Ryan Anderson.

Thu, 04 Jan 2007

Adventures in multiculturalism

[The scene: 5 Bryant Street, home of the Chinese department office. Three other students and I are reviewing a skit with one of the teachers. I’ve corrected some of my grammatical errors for clarity.]

Me: “Nín xǐ huān tāng ma?” (您喜歡湯嗎?) [Do you like soup?]

Teacher: It should be “Nín xǐ huān hé tāng ma?” (您喜歡喝湯嗎?) [Do you like to drink soup?]

(later)

Me: “Nín xǐ huān ròu ma?” (您喜歡肉嗎?) [Do you like meat?]

Teacher: It should be “Nín xǐ huān chī ròu ma?” (您喜歡吃肉嗎?) [Do you like to eat meat?]

(later)

Me: “Nín xǐ huān dòufu ma?” (您喜豆腐嗎?) [Do you like tofu?] Wait, no…[I’m sensing a pattern here] it’s “Nín xǐ huān chī dòufu ma?” (您喜吃豆腐嗎?) [Do you like to eat tofu?]

Teacher: Er, it’s just “xǐ huān dòufu.” “chī dòufu” means…something else.

Me: Is it bad?

Teacher: Yes.

I didn’t press it. Native speakers: can you cast any illumination on this one? I’d love to know.

Update: From my collaborator on a comp. sci. project:

i saw your post because your site was on digg.
"eat someone's tofu" means to touch someone in private parts.
i had a taiwanese girlfriend.

Rock on, Intarweb! That was quick.

That said, what on earth am I doing in digg? As of right now (12:36 am on the 5th), the Dan Peng article is in the third slot. I wrote it in April of 2003; it showed up on Slashdot a bit later. Dan settled with the RIAA in May 2003.

I’m surprised that there’s still life in that page. I guess this is why Jakob Nielsen marked undated content as #3 on the Top Ten Mistakes in Web Design. (There are dates in the article – but they’re at the very bottom.)

Our Culture of Pandering

While raiding the KSG library for a copy of Christopher Lasch’s* The Revolt of the Elites that wasn’t falling apart (as was Lamont’s), a slim volume with “pandering” on the spine caught my eye. Since the propensity of politicians to pander is one of my (and Carlos’s) favorite laments, I pulled it.

It was Sen. Paul Simon’s Our Culture of Pandering, in which he bashes the American media, political, educational, and religious establishment. The book throws out a number of obvious and quite fair attacks: the increasingly centralized and profit-obsessed American media delivers salaciousness rather than substance, American public schools are the laughingstock of the developed world, American churches pay a lot of lip service to charity but few are willing to ask their congregations to sacrifice for it, and American politicians are decidedly unwilling to show real leadership. Regarding the last, Simon related a conversation with Rep. Richard Kelly (R-FL; later imprisoned for his role in the Abscam scandal). Kelley agreed that increasing foreign-aid spending was in the national interest, but said his constituents wouldn’t stand for it.

Simon asked how many letters Kelly received against foreign aid in the month prior.

“Probably half a dozen,” he replied.

Interestingly, the xenophobia (xeno-indifference might be a better term) theme ran through all four chapters. American colleges don’t send enough students to study abroad (Simon wonders if we would have had a war in Vietnam had LBJ spent a semester in Asia). American churches are far more willing to raise money for new buildings than for foreign or disaster aid abroad. American newspapers spend more time covering celebrity scandals than international developments (to say nothing of TV news). And American politicians (as above), even if they believe that more foreign aid spending would benefit America (to say nothing of the world), are generally unwilling to show much backbone on the issue. (After reading Easterly’s book, I’m more than a little skeptical of using raw spending as a measure of our commitment to helping the destitute abroad, but the point is well taken.)

* I also pulled Lasch’s posthumous Women and the Common Life: Love, Marriage, and Feminism. More will follow on that one, but, before I forget, a little anecdote: On the plane back to Boston, the woman in the next seat saw the title asked what I was reading. I grasped for words, settling for “a neo-neo-neo critique of neo-feminist thought.” (Whatever that meant.) “That’s interesting. I’m a mother of four – what does he have to say?” I described the chapter on Betty Friedan’s The Feminine Mystique I’d read earlier that evening – how women and (surprisingly) children were harmed when their mothers spent so much time on home-making, including her speculation that the Chinese were able to “break” as many captured Americans in the Korean War as they did because they were weakened by that sort of parenting. I also described an earlier chapter on the suburbanization of the American family and the consequent decline of civic life (in which women did not work for pay but ran relief efforts, temperance groups, suffrage leagues, and various civic organizations) — leading to the creation of the stay-at-home mother.

My seatmate asked about Friedan’s biography (did she have kids?) It’s rather macabre to admit, but I wouldn’t have known if she hadn’t been in an Economist obituary a few months ago. I explained that she did, but I did get the number wrong – she had three children, not two.

“Ah,” she gushed, “it’s so great that you’re trying to understand women!”

That totally made my evening.

Tue, 02 Jan 2007

Outage ended

If you sent mail to any @barillari.org address between early September and late December, it most likely did not get through. The mail server for barillari.org stopped working in early September. Because the vast majority of the mail sent to @barillari.org addresses is bulk mail, I didn’t make fixing it a high priority. My apologies if you sent anything to a @barillari.org email address during that period — it should be working now.