Fri, 27 May 2005
More impressions from Reunions 2005
Still just as hideous: The tables on the third floor of Frist still have those dehumanizing
battleship-gray full-length lamps. You can’t see the face of person across from you. You can’t
see the faces of the people at the other tables. You can only see
their heads and their bodies. You are aware of the presence of a
person, but not who they are. They belong in a French science fiction
film.
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Is David Brooks slowly turning into John Waters?
Will he someday start making movies? The title of this piece
is suggestive:
Haley, 12, is a Travel Team Girl, who spends her weekends playing
midfield against similarly pony-tailed, strongly calved soccer
marvels. Cody, 10, is a Buzz Cut Boy, whose naturally blond hair has
been cut to a lawn-like stubble and dyed an almost phosphorescent
white. Cody’s wardrobe is entirely derivative of fashions he has seen
watching the X-Games.
In his vision, Patio Man can see the kids enjoying their child-safe
lawn darts with a gaggle of their cul de sac friends, a happy
gathering of Haleys and Codys and Corys and Britneys. It’s a brightly
colored scene: Abercrombie & Fitch pink spaghetti-strap tops on the
girls and ankle length canvas shorts and laceless Nikes on the
boys.
(Incidentally, these were exactly the brand of children I mentioned in the
last entry, except that the hair was longer.)
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Early impressions of Reunions 2005
I just noticed that this blog wasn’t negative enough. That’s easily fixed.
Reliving another private Princeton tradition: while hacking on
a broken program, struck with overwhelming urge to sleep. Something
about the sub-three-hours last night probably had something to do with
it. Threw coat over head, set alarm on phone, collapsed onto Frist
couch. Spent very little time wondering what the older alums would
think.
Now I know what Gordon Zellaby felt: while elbowing
my way through a crowd of septuagenarian alums and their silent,
blank-staring, flaxen-haired grandchildren. Thankful that whatever the
admissions office means by “diversity” in a given year, it never
means more of these people.
Another miserable failure of the
Chimpoid
administration: the marriage initiative.
Many of the older married alums are displaying tumor-like beer
guts. Can there be anything worse than an institution that apparently
encourages this? Maybe marriages, like laws, should require periodic
reaffirmations to remain in effect. (I can’t imagine that this crowd
sees much divorce; there’s too much money involved.) Whatever the social cost, it would force more people into the gym.
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Wed, 25 May 2005
A good time to be a petty criminal
Sampan, a freebie paper in Boston, carried this comic on May 6:

…which followed a string of purse-snatchings and other delightful
urban foibles in Chinatown. (Documented
here
and
here)
What does a law-abiding citizen do when the police are unable to be
everywhere at once? I’m reminded of what
happened during
the L.A. riots of 1992:
As she watched, the news featured vivid images of Korean shopkeepers defending their stores with shotguns and pistols.
“I thought, ‘Where are the police? Why are these store owners having
to protect their own property with guns?’ ” she recalls.
There may be a lesson for the law-abiding denizens of Boston in this
— but probably not. If you’re a permanent resident, rather than a
citizen (as I’d imagine many Chinatown residents are), it’s completely
illegal to carry so much as a can of pepper spray in
Massachusetts. (You have to be a
citizen to get the
appropriate permit.)
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Tue, 24 May 2005
Here’s how to _not_ sell me
I need some self-storage for a month. Google Maps
named 10 places in the 02138 zip code:
- Precision Self Storage – actually an auction site.
- C-Free Self-Storage - Also has prices online – Yes! Low prices, but the smallest unit is bigger than I need.
- Planet Self-Storage. No prices. Plonk.
- Storage Bunker. For the e-commerce section, they want to order their
customers to use a specific web browser: “Invalid Web
Browser. Sorry, you need Internet Explorer 5.5 or greater to use
this site. You can download it HERE.” Genius. PLONK
- “Patriot Self-Storage” - No website.
- “Morgan Self Storage” - No website.
- “Self Storage Delivered” - Pickup/delivery included. Not what I want. Gratuitious use of flash. Retch.
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Sat, 21 May 2005
Nifty Python Graph Library
If you need to do any graph-wrangling, I highly recommend
NetworkX, a handy graph library
written in Python. (This is for graphs in the nodes-and-edges sense,
not graphs in the bars-and-charts sense. For the latter, I’d use
Ploticus or Gnuplot.)
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Dale Carnegie could take lessons from Yahoo
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and reviews posted by its users.
Mmm, now there’s nothing like threats to make me want to waste five
minutes of my life reviewing a web merchant…
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Thu, 19 May 2005
Good old days
Do you think grad school is too hard? Oh, for the glorious fifties:
[snip]
I arrived with my wife, Helene, in August 1951 from the University of
Alberta, to try for a Ph.D. in chemistry. The Butler Tract was filled
with veterans from WWII, so we had to seek housing elsewhere. Our
first room was with a family on Ewing Street and later with another
family on Princeton-Hightstown Road. My assistantship paid $1,200 from
which $700 was deducted for tuition. Health care? Dental care? Never
heard of them.
Helene is a nurse and worked at the Princeton Hospital for $120 per
month, meals included. We had to buy an ancient Buick so that we could
get from our quarters to work - thank goodness insurance was not
required!
And the Castle on the Hill - after about a year or so I heard of it
but never during my three years was I so much as invited to share a
meal, let alone to be immersed in a Princeton experience. I did have
many rewarding experiences with undergraduates in my laboratory
classes.
We had our first child in 1952 and got a discount from the hospital
because Helene worked up to her final day, and walked down the hall to
deliver. A kind obstetrician also gave a discount. Helene continued on
the night shift while our daughter and I burned the midnight oil.
[snip]
G. William Goward *54
Clinton, Conn.
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Wed, 18 May 2005
Jasper Johns this ain’t
Tucked away in the back of the Wiesner Art Gallery in the student
center at MIT is an absolutely delightful exhibit:

(Foreground: American flag, ripped. Reflective lettering on surface:
“ALLIES OF EVIL.” Background: American flag. Reflective lettering on
surface: “BIN LADEN FOR PRESIDENT.”)
Even better is the artist’s statement:
Protest Flags
These were the confluence of two separate plans - one to dye flags
black, in order to convey a very different and unfamiliar visual
impression of these well-known icons, and the other to use ‘sacred
cloth’ as a medium for other messages, in order to attract more
attention. Fortunately, September 11 2001 provided an almost limitless
supply of these banners on every street corner, and subsequent
manipulation of these events to commit further mass murder for
political gain provided a moral imperative to protest. Unfortunately,
many variants of the flags did not receive the dye well; I therefore
saved the well-dyed ones for their naked visual impact, and applied
lettering to the fainter ones. I made several slogans, wearing and
carrying them in protests in New York and Boston. My goal was to
attract strong initial attention from the visual effect of the
lettered flag, but then to act as a challenge by having the slogans be
slightly ambiguous and more than slightly provocative, forcing viewers
(protester and protested alike) to pause and query whether or not they
truly understood and agreed or disagreed with what was being expressed.
(emphasis mine)
The aforementioned dye-dunked flag is here.
I couldn’t find the artist’s name anywhere, but I wonder if it’s the
same person who was responsible for this high-minded postering
campaign:

The text at the bottom reads “Only fascist apologists for war crimes
have the instinct to tear down this poster.” (Zoom
in
to see it.)
Or maybe the artist was behind this campaign, which presumably has something to do with the MIT
flag debacle:

In case you missed the punch line, it’s “Flags are a one-way message
of hatred.” And, in case you didn’t know, “Flags promote the
common misconception that US citizens have the right to free speech.”
(N.B.: I suspect that the second poster was in jest. I’m not
so sure about the first. And as to the flags – well, if that’s irony,
it’s certainly over my head.)
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